Dave Chappelle - f** Hartford Rant lyrics

So much better than Hartford. I will never go back - I won't even go to Hartford for f**ing gas. I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut. On stage at that f**ing arena. That crowd was evil, those motherf**ers were torturers - an arena full of suburban torturers. Young white alcoholics, just booing and talking all kinds of sh**. It was like I wanted to pull a 'reverse Kramer' and call them all 'crackers' or something crazy like that. I know that sh** would be on YouTube: funny man Dave Chappelle calls a room full of white people 'crackers.' Couldn't do that. I felt bad when Kramer did that sh** to us. I was a Seinfeld fan to the end, but when he did that sh** was like - "Kramer, that's f**ed up, you lost me." That was the black dude in me. The comedian in me was just like, "Woo this n***a's having a tough set - hang in there Kramer, don't let 'em break you." That sh** in Hartford was bad. And you know that crowd feels lucky that they got to see me freak out. It's just like being at a f**ing tiger show the night Siegfried and Roy got their throats bit out by the tigers. It's f**ed up, and I know deep down that's why you go to the tiger show. You don't go to see somebody be safe. You guys're thinking in the back of your mind, "This motherf**er might get bit - I'd see that for 35 dollars."