Dave Brubeck - A fine romance lyrics

A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes A fine romance, you won't nestle A fine romance, you won't wrestle I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants I never had the chance This is a fine romance A fine romance, my good fellow You take romance. I'll take jello You calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean At least they flap their fins to express emotion A fine romance, with no quarrels With no insults, and all the morals You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France I never get the chance This is a fine romance A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has We don't have half the thrills that "The March of Time" has A fine romance, with no clinches A fine romance, with no pinches You never give the orchids I send a glance No, you like cactus plants This is a fine romance