Dave Brubeck and Iola Brubeck - The Real Amba**adors lyrics

Who's the real amba**ador? It is evident we represent American society Noted for its etiquette, its manners and sobriety We have followed protocol with absolute propriety We're Yankees to the core! We're the real amba**adors Though we may appear as bores! We are diplomats With our proper hats; Our attire comes habitual Along with all the ritual! The Diplomatic Corps Has been an*lyzed and criticized by NBC and CBS Senators and Congressmen are so concerned they can't recess The State Department stands and all your coup d'etats have met success; They caused this great uproar Who's the real amba**ador Yeah, the real amba**ador? Who's the real amba**ador? It is evident we represent American society Noted for its etiquette, its manners and sobriety We have followed protocol with absolute propriety We're Yankees to the core! We're the real amba**adors Though we may appear as bores! We are diplomats With our proper hats; Our attire comes habitual Along with all the ritual! The Diplomatic Corps Has been an*lysed and criticized by NBC and CBS Senators and Congressmen are so concerned they can't recess The State Department stands and all your coup d'etats have met success; They caused this great uproar Who's the real amba**ador Yeah, the real amba**ador? I'm the real amba**ador! It is evident I was sent by government to take your place All I do is play the blues and meet the people face to face; I'll explain and make it plain I represent the human race And don't pretend no more! Who's the real amba**ador? Certain facts we can ignore; In my humble way I'm the USA! Though I represent the government The government don't represent Some policies I'm for! Oh, we learned to be concerned about the constitutionality In our nation, segregation isn't a legality Soon our only differences will be in personality That's what I stand for! Who's the real amba**ador Yes, the real amba**ador? In his humble way he's the USA; Though he represents the government The government don't represent Some policies he's for! Oh, we learned to be concerned about the constitutionality In our nation, segregation isn't a legality Soon our only differences will be in personality That's what I stand for! I'm (he's) the real amba**ador Yes, the real amba**ador!