Dave Brown - COUNTER-STRIKE RAP BATTLE lyrics

[Dave Brown/Terrorist] Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant Not just some dudes in a van, we're going through with a plan Maximum impact's the thing that we're after We're gonna bring back the Big Bang Disaster [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] These guys are contriving a crime of the violentest type We'll find them inside, we must deny them this crisis in time [Dave Brown/Terrorist] Christ, there are five, so be quiet and hide [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] Because silence is vital when trying to surprise [Dave Brown/Terrorist] You want to die or survive in the prime of your life? [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] Cause this moment your time to decide [Dave Brown/Terrorist] Get ready to open fire and fight [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] But not 'til you spy the whites of their eyes [Dave Brown/Terrorist] Nice Got him right in the side with a sawed-off [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] Cripes He well nigh blew my balls off There's a sniper up high and we might be too late [Dave Brown/Terrorist] I'll provide cover fire You try to escape [Hook] Yo, lock and then load You're about to die Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike I said, lock and then load You're about to die Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] Boom! Headshot Fock your mom Aaaaagh, you dropped the bomb! [Dave Brown/Terrorist] Mate what, come on [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] Make your move [Dave Brown/Terrorist] Wait too long Too late, you lose [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] Not so fast, man Watch when I throw this [Dave Brown/Terrorist] Holy crap! It's a flashbang! Oh sh...! I'll be laughing when you all die Your number's up, M249 [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] Agh! He's got the aforementioned gun! Take cover, aim another grenade [Dave Brown/Terrorist] What the? I set us up the bomb Several seconds and it's gone [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] We'd better bloody run They're wrecking it, come on [Dave Brown/Terrorist] Fancy a co*ktail? I can make a molotov [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] Agh! This is gonna burn the hair on my bollock off! [Hook]