Hats off, to you I'll never know how you make that Rabbit crawl out your shoe Showtime, tonight There's a many man crowd around you So crowded I can't get through But when your bag of tricks runs out Will they still love you when they doubt? Remember, ready made gags come with a price tag And I'm concerned about your health The way you prostitute yourself Remember, ready made gags have price tags Backstage ace, tuck it inside of your sleeve It's more interesting than me You look away, whenever I say I miss you You shuffle the deck and leave, and leave But when your bag of tricks runs out Will they still love you when they doubt? Remember, ready made gags come with a price tag And I'm concerned about your health The way you prostitute yourself Remember, ready made gags have price tags I, remember the day, we met in the park You sawed my body in half You would jump on me, high on yourself You made me laugh, and laugh But when your bag of tricks runs out Will they still love you when they doubt? Remember, ready made gags come with a price tag And I'm concerned about your health The way you prostitute yourself Remember, ready made gags have price tags