Darwin Deez - Bad day - jake bullit mix lyrics

I hope that the last page of your 800 page novel is missing I hope that it rains of you leave the window down on your red Mustang Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you Everyday ought to be a bad day for you If you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby I hope that your team lost, I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up your trash again Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny Ohhhh! Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you Oh everyday ought to be a bad day for you Everyday ought to be a bad day for you Cuz everday ought to be a bad day But I'm sorry if it ever is (Everyday ought to be a bad day for you)