A quick fix A hot pick A video meltdown A wedding that lasted an hour A s** tape A court case A race to the White House A disgrace we can devour Build them up then make them fall You like to watch as they crawl Take a bow you gave it (your) all. You wanna be famous You've got to be someone It doesn't matter what it takes to get there So put your life on the TV Sell your soul for small fee It doesn't matter who you break to get there You're a celebrity, celebrity, celebrity for sure They will love you even more Celebrity, celebrity, celebrity du jour They don't love you anymore A car chase A pastor A b**h from the tundra A daughter that couldn't abstain An heiress A mistress An expert on hot air A swimmer that made a mistake Build them up and stand them tall You like to watch as they fall You take the bait they'll give you more. Marry a millionaire You're gonna bleach your hair You're gonna make them stare You don't really care You're only happy when you're Living you're life for the camera Marry a millionaire You know you're nearly there You know you made them stare You don't really care You're only happy when you're Living you're life for the camera