You barely said a word You didn't have to You always liked my collection of heavy metal t-shirts You can have those too Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge It's two for the show Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge For the boats that pa** below For all the bridges joining Manhattan Why in the world did you go and choose that'n. Imagine our surprise Then disappointment When we found bu*terflies In the ointment A gla** against the wall Hear the neighbours dancing But put it all down to bad timing Or don't put it down at all Just go out walking To Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge It's two for the show Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge For the endless traffic flow Dance to the beat of thought bubbles busting No amount of paint will stop the damn thing from rusting Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge Cables cut the skies Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge Into pieces of pie A shoebox full of our paraphernalia Old photographs and postcards from Australia Judas Priest, Funeral Feast, Iron Maiden The sleeves are ripped and the print is fading Headhunter, Hellhammer and Pantera Last rites for the t-shirt wearer