Darren Hanlon - She Cuts Hair lyrics

She works across the river from my house I work at getting to know her Over the bridge to the lonely town To walk it's not that far Some days I make it my mission to drive Right pa**ed her salon I prefer to worship her from a car I am going to the Jeans West acid-wash sale Because I know that she'll be there She cuts hair, she cuts hair And acid-wash is what she like to wear when she cuts hair Dreamin' 'bout the places we would go It'd be like I won the lotto I would have tickets on myself If I offered my love and kisses Would she come at me with her scissors? A hearts declaration could be bad for my health A mutual friend tells me: "Aww, she won't go for you Daz!" But I say, I couldn't care She cuts hair, she cuts hair You can almost taste the peroxide in the air When she cuts hair And all I've got to show Is a five dollar photo from the night club window The sun is shining as I open my door The neighbours wave as they water their lawns I had to tell her, I knew it was time I'd go to the salon and there I would wait for her lunch hour She wouldn't be late My mouth went dry as I practiced my lines As the town-hall clock struck three, I delivered my soliloquy She wouldn't give the time of day to me But she gave my pride short back and sides Short back and sides She gave my pride a short back and sides Short back and sides, short back and sides Now when I pa** her way, I'll always try and hide