Darling Pet Munkee - Live Toy Circus (With Performing CHAMELEON) lyrics

I bought a toy circus that came in the mail With a chameleon who crossed on a tightrope I bought a toy circus that came in the mail With a chameleon who swung on the trapeze We all love chameleons who come in the mail But this one was not living when it finally arrived I bought a toy circus that came in the mail With a chameleon who already died Dead chameleons are not so exciting They don't do tricks and are not that inviting Your parents may love this charming, clean pet But not if a dead one is all that you get I bought a toy circus that came in the mail With plastic giraffes that don't walk on the tightrope I bought a toy circus that came in the mail Though I think that clowns are the creepiest creatures We all love chameleons who come in the mail With leashes and halters so they can be tamed cruelly I bought a toy circus that came in the mail With a chameleon who already died Come one, come all, step right up, and see the deadest chameleon in the world