Once a day I wink at you And you grin like a puma I watch as you spend an hour or two In the bath like a tuna One times I love you Two times I love you Three times, four times, five times I love you, you, you, ooh Twice a week, I take a peek As you bathe like a reptile I catch your eye and you throw your sponge It's a soaking projectile One times I love you Two times I love you Three times, four times, five times I love you, love you, love you, ooh