DanWritesSins - Splatter lyrics

[SPOKEN INTRO] danwritessins is my sugar daddy greetings inhabitants of planet earth my name is danwritessins, what's yours? now I got out of bed and came from my galaxy to be here tonight, so lets kick things off with some formalities and introductions right now, shall we? silence all cellphones because if I hear one marimba I swear to f**ing god this show is over. I don't know where the emergency exits are either, so beat the sh** out of anyone who disrespects you [VERSE 1A] got a side b**h, tits fake but it's on her mind to be the pound cake i'm on the track got downloads coming through the air like an iOS 8 update in her mouth, cos i don't like a mess breed her a** so i can catch my breath so i can catch my breath so I can catch my breath [VERSE 1B] tits out like its mardi gras got a duffle bag everytime i go to withdraw wrist icy, it thaws to glow getting money like dawson, thousand loads [REPEAT VERSE 1B] [VERSE 2A] get it big gonna hit ya with the caps lock cut it out, shut you out cos it's all talk grab your sh** before I f**ing chuck it a little love sick got me puking in a bucket [VERSE 2B] I'mma drink until I don't remember, I won't stop, no I won't surrender, cop my single - I'm your vender just copped the check and now I'm ready to spend'er [VERSE 2C] hnow i'm the drew of brees this ain't foot ball but you could fumble me i'm at MSG, I'm on MTV but how the f** you eat tuna if its not bumblebees [REPEAT VERSE 2C]