I woke up this morning and I realized That I owned everything -- I owned everything I owned all the air in the world And all the house too And all the TVs and Landrovers And all of Jupiter's moons Well that's a lot to be owning So I shared it all -- I shared it with everyone I'm a good sharer you know -- I guess I learned that young Shared some land over here, and some food over there I divvied it all away, tried my best to be fair Inevitably though, there were inequities though I mean that certain folks got to use more of my stuff Lots more of my stuff... Mostly rich people Yeah I woke up this morning and I realized That I owned everything -- everything Ain't it funny how sometimes you just wake Up in the morning and find that everything's changed Like going to sleep after a really big fight And wakin' up in the morning scared to open your eyes But you look over there -- there she is over there And oh my god, what the hell, something you dreamed Must've been kinda funny to her cause she's grinning She's just grinning at you Or like when Kafka woke up -- woke up in the morning And all of a sudden, without any warning He looked in the mirror, saw his worst morning fears Yeah Kafka -- he was a co*kroach... a giant one... a giant Czechoslovakian allegorical yucky-a** sorta co*kroach.. that must have really s**ed for him Kinda makes you scared to wake up Wake up in the morning When things have been going OK And you've gotten no warning But it all goes to show That there's just one thing you know You just never know But when you wake up in the morning And she grinning at you And you're not a giant co*kroach even And you own everything Don't it make you feel Yeah don't it make you feel Kinda lucky.