If I stopped combing my hair, if I stopped shaving my face. Would you notice or care, or would it just be a waste. If I stop changing my clothes, if I stop watching my weight. How far do I have to go, just what do I gotta say? I'm the invisible man, everybody shakes my hand but you. I'm the invisible man, and the only body I want is you. I walk in slowly with grace, I hit a couple home runs. I stand right up in your face, still I don't block out the sun. So I go out on a limb, I get true blue and sincere. But I don't show up on film, and I can't be seen in a mirror. Some would sneak in ladies' locker rooms, or armoured trucks chock-full of j**els. But I keep my hands where you can see them, any fool can see them. Why can't you see them? I know when I'm beat, and I know when to stay down. With floppy shoes on my feet, and a big happy frown. And I'm the invisible man. Try and catch me if you can. I'm the invisible man. I'm right behind you (here I am) my friend. I'm the invisible man. Everybody shakes my hand but you, I'm the invisble man. But the only body I want is you.