Danny Kaye - The King's New Clothes lyrics

This is the story of the King's new clothes: Now there was once a king who was absolutely insane about new clothes and one day, two swindlers came to sell him what they said was a magic suit of clothes. Now, they held up this particular garment and they said, "Your Majesty, this is a magic suit." Well, the truth of the matter is, there was no suit there at all. But the swindlers were very smart, and they said, "Your Majesty, to a wise man this is a beautiful raiment but to a fool it is absolutely invisible." Naturally, the King not wanting to appear a fool, said, "Isn't it grand! Isn't it fine! Look at the cut, the style, the line! The suit of clothes is all together But all together it's all together The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen. These eyes of mine at once determined The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green. Somebody send for the Queen." Well they sent for the Queen and they quickly explained to her about the magic suit of clothes. And naturally, the Queen not wanting to appear a fool, said, "Well, isn't it oh! Isn't it rich! Look at the charm of every stitch! The suit of clothes is all together But all together it's all together The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen. These eyes of mine at once determined The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green. Summon the court to convene." Well the court convened, and you never saw in your life as many people as were at that court. All the amba**adors, the dukes, the earls, the counts, it was just black with people, and they were all told about the magic suit of clothes. And after they were told they naturally didn't want to appear fools and they said, "Isn't it ohhh! Isn't it ahhh! Isn't it absolutely wheee(whistle sound)! The suit of clothes is all together But all together it's all together The most remarkable suit of clothes a tailor ever made. Now quickly, put it all together With gloves of leather and hat and feather It's all together the thing to wear in Saturday's parade. Leading the royal brigade." Now Saturday came and the streets were just lined with thousands, and thousands, and thousands of people, and they all were cheering as the artillery came by, the infantry marched by, the cavalry galloped by. And everybody was cheering like mad, except one little boy. You see, he hadn't heard about the magic suit and didn't know what he was supposed to see. Well, as the King came by the little boy looked and, horrified, said, "Look at the King! Look at the the King! Look at the King, the King, the King! The King is in the all together But all together the all together He's all together as naked as the day that he was born. The King is in the all together But all together the all together It's all together the very least the King has ever worn." All the courts positioned to call an intermission His majesty is wide open to ridicule and scorn The King is in the all together But all together the all together He's all together as naked as the day that he was born. And it's all together too chilly a morn!