Danny Kaye - Farming lyrics

Here's a bit of news that's quite a shocker Proving mother nature still has charm Quoting Mr. Charley Knickerbocker Get in the swim and buy a barn Acres of alfalfa, fields of clover Suddenly enchant our top who's who So, the moment all this rowel is over What say that we go hay seed to For farming, that's the fashion Farming, that's the fashion of our great celebrities of today Kit Cornell is shelling peas Lady Mendl's climbing trees Dear May West is at her best in the hay Singin' while they're raking Bringin' home the bacon Makes them feel more glamorous and more gay They tell me cows when they're feelin' milky All give cream when they're milked by Willkie Oh farming, it's so charming they all say Oh farming, that's the fashion Farming, that's the fashion of the great celebrities of today Yeah yeah Five o'clock the co*k is crowing Though the frost is on the pumpkin Back to sleep you can't be going If you want to be a bumpkin It's so chic for Look or Peek To take your picture with a guernsey In the wilds of old Connecticut Or possibly New Jersey Mussin up the clover Cussin' when it's over Makes them feel more glamorous and more gay today Hart and Kaulfman in Bucks County Pulled a farm and k**ed a diller When they planted in their corn fields All their clippings from Drew Miller Farming, it's so charming, they all say Farming, that's the fashion Farming, that's the pa**ion of our great celebrities of today Bernard Shaw doing turkey in the straw Don't enquire of Georgie Raft Why, his cow has never calfed Georgey's bull is beautiful but he's gay Mussin' up the clover Cussin' when it's over Makes them feel informal and degage The natives think it's utterly utter When Margie Hart starts churning her bu*ter Farming is so charming they all say