Danny G - Carry The L lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1: Skeptik] These boots don't fit and neither does the t-shirt Hand me downs don't stretch out, they only make my feet hurt My brother is a hero and a plumber, not a teacher He's spent half his life chasing a princess through the ether Leaving me in charge of the family shop I had no one to help me, that's the reason that it flopped 'Your brother this', 'your brother that', another mushroom in his cap Well if my brother is so big, then why he is so short and fat? I ponder that - among other things Like why is he the only one getting kissed on the cheek? I did my part, helped him murder helpless turtles But there's only enough respect for the one who jumps the final hurdle [Hook: Danny G] It's hard enough to be The brother of a plumber So imagine me, Luigi Looking at the stars above us Knowing they're outside my reach Treated as a constant bummer It's hard enough to be The brother of a plumber [Verse 2: Skeptik] I can't move away - no matter how much I dream Our motion is capped by the length of the screen I'm not just in his shadow, at this point I'm the bulk of it He's constantly juiced, which leaves me feeling like the pulpy bits He may have wrote the book but I'm the one that bound and published it Somehow deemed unfit for all this being seen in public sh** He's loving it - watching me carry the L It's affixed to my hat so I've no choice but carry it well [Hook: Danny G] It's hard enough to be The brother of a plumber So imagine me, Luigi Looking at the stars above us Knowing they're outside my reach Treated as a constant bummer It's hard enough to be The brother of a plumber