[Intro: Andrew Sam] Let me tell you about my team real quick 'Cause you really gotta hear this [Hook: Andrew Sam] I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin' I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin' [Verse 1: Andrew Sam] To me it's like a lay-up And you know I'm on the way up If you guardin' me, better raise your hand and make it stay up 'Cause if you don't block me, then you're gonna have to pay up Dribble past half-court, pull up to the 3, then I'm poppin' it I'll be scorin' 3 points, there's no chance that you'll be blockin' it Steamin' down the court, freight train, there's no way you'll be stoppin' it Teammates pa** you the ball, and I know that you be droppin' it My team got chemistry, and it's hard to be toppin' it I shoot my shot real quick, no time for catchin' oxygen Not the TV channel, I spot your ankle, then I'm rockin' it We playin' too fast, I'll be giving you coughing fits My pa**ion for Asian Americans, you can't copy this I want my people to look good, why I go off like this If you want some advice, then I can only offer this: You can't win 'cause we're hard to figure out... model kits [Hook: Andrew Sam] I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin' I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin' [Verse 2: Andrew Sam] You'll be chucking up shots, hitting nothing but air I make 3s back to back, hitting nothing but pairs I got so many sk**s that you're not even aware When my team's coming through, then you better beware Swishin' from the wings, and swishin' from the corners You need more than 4, not 5, but 10 quarters Just to have some time to even try to come back Come back from down 60, my team's already done that Why're you still on the court? / You couldn't even hold the fort Coolie, have you checked the score? / Your team's already done for You were up 3-0, but in a row, we've won 4 It was a best of 7, now your team's no more Get it to the rim quick, lay it up for the finish Every time we're down, the deficit gets diminished We be hittin' full-court shots like Baron Davis And at the end of the game, all I can say is... [Hook: Andrew Sam] I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin' I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin' [Outro: Andrew Sam] Don't even get me started on our defense That's another... very suffocating story for another time