Daniel Radcliffe - The Company Way lyrics

Twimble: When I joined this firm As a brash young man Well, I said to myself "Now, brash young man Don't get any ideas." Well, I stuck to that And I haven't had one in years Finch: You play it safe Twimble: I play it the company way; Wherever the company puts me There I stay Finch: But what is your point of view? Twimble: I have no point of view Finch: Supposing the company thinks . . Twimble: I think so too Finch: Now, what would you say . . .? Twimble: I wouldn't say Finch: Your face is a company face Twimble: It smiles at executives Then goes back in place Finch: The company furniture? Twimble: Oh, it suits me fine Finch: The company letterhead? Twimble: A valentine Finch: Anything you're against? Twimble: Unemployment Finch: When they want brilliant thinking From employees Twimble: That is no concern of mine Finch: Suppose a man of genius Makes suggestions? Twimble: Watch that genius get suggested to resign Finch: So you play it the company way? Twimble: All company policy is by me OK Finch: You'll never rise up to the top Twimble: But there's one thing clear: Whoever the company fires I will still be here Finch: Oh, you certainly found a home! Twimble: It's cozy Finch: Your brain is a company brain Twimble: The company washed it Now I can't complain Finch: Hey, the company magazine! Twimble: Oh, what style, what punch! Finch: The company restaurant! Twimble: Ev'ry day same lunch: Their haddock sandwich; it's delicious! Finch: I must try it Twimble: (Early in the week.) Finch: Do you have any hobbies? Twimble: I've a hobby; I play gin with Mr. Bratt Finch: Mr. Bratt! And do you play it nicely? Twimble: Play it nicely . . . still, he blitzes me In every game, like that! Finch: Why? Twimble: 'Cause I play it the company way Executive policy is by me OK Finch: Oh, how can you get anywhere? Twimble: Junior, have no fear; Whoever the company fires I will still be here Finch: You will still be here Both: Year after year after fiscal Never take a risk-al year!