Daniel Parry - Record Collection lyrics

[Verse 1: Mark Ronson] I take too long to answer telephones I take too long to type my name in record messages But my hand writing is excellent, infact its second to none (none) I just got in from somewhere really good They offered me the part of Bono and a speaking role With all the merchandise and sungla**es I could ever need (need) I drive round citys in a charriot I get preferential treatment at the Marriott But if the truth be told I'm naked under all these clothes [Hook: Simon Le Bon] I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah And I'll do anything it takes just to get there [Verse 2: Mark Ronson] My brain is buzzing and the room is strange Like that scene in Trading Places at the stock exchange I made a million over 1987 now I'm living in my parking space, parking space My teeth are bright and my hair is clean I wear Paco Rabanne like i was Charlie Sheen But in the rain we all look wet and in the snow we all look cold [Hook: Simon Le Bon] I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah And I'll do anything it takes just to get there [Verse 3: Wiley] (Yo, Eskiboy) (A-Listing, A-Listing) Disgusted by the flashiness, I think I'm a don They think I'm an actor but I catch this My two needs are a pillow and a mattress Once I can fill up the space with a famous actress Give me a mil, I'll do a DJ set I pull spikey with the green like a cactus Showoff, ego's high, you can't match this Chauvinistic pig, money man tactic [Verse 4: Mark Ronson] I'm not as clever as I thought I was It got pointed out to me as I was tying the knot And all I want to know is how I got so far down, down I'm not as lucky as I thought I was My luck ran out the other day as I was crossing the road Who'd have thought a truck like that could cause so much.... [Hook: Simon Le Bon] I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah I'll do anything it takes just to get there