Daniel Kidd - Her/Me lyrics

Part 1: Her Bridge: Better get your b**h on birth control, cuz that, lil thot is a worsesome hoe, ain't never had no head like her before, she like my meat but she said she a herbivore I can't stand her poof be gone heffer, whatever She back and better When I had her beat it, like staples, that was easy What them tig ol bitties do, Nefertiti boo I might need some water goggles when Im swimming you Promise that I stay afloat with no innertube Hold up pause that, Im always strapped like Weezy in the club Dont you leave me with a hug, baby, you gone give me some ya love If you dont s** me till I bust then Imma bust as quick as f** next time we f** I dont give a f** Imma get my nut So think about that next time you wanna be childish darling The life of the party, 3 nights at a swarwet like its a hottle I mean hotel I read that wrong, I made this song Oh well at least a verse, to last though first, thats versus that, in cursive haven't cursed in fact Oops guess I cursed, but at first wouldn't curse the speakers Now I only curse in features, worse demeanor, every verse is meaner Hold up almost lost point of the subject, what was it again oh yeah I was boinking this one chick My loins in her stomach She moaning and groaning, but Im annoying as f** And ain't got no cupboard snacks for her but she got a uber to catch The mysoginist chauvinist, obstinate, POTUS with, the co*kiest stance On the subjects that I touch If I talk about the mic itll drown in a rush Like seduction, blush for a kiss on the cheek I only kiss one set of lips and yo breath ain't on fleek, shes a geek I act nerdy, we can give this game a shot the stuff I mean is taxidermi, get it She top me off and I ain't lick her, ooh see Yall be fronting like the zipper on ya sweater gucci And I bet she Betty Boop one, I, like Fetty Zoo, Wap 22 asleep under the seat warmer B, what I throw up is gross as vomiting, but end up in a net profiled like eHarmony Beat thumping, keep bumping She humping the mattress, cuz I said Imma insert a...that was a bad joke She like black folk, got jungle fever, blonde baddie burning up hundred degrees of, pleasure Oops I meant pleasure, boo I didn't measure The ruler end at 12 inches, so Imma stick my pelvis in a, Elvis record And Imma let Welvin say, got em, Im selfish Part 2: Me Im a regular person, right, even said it in verses, right Some uncredited verses, right, the middle man of the merchandise I been working these days and nights, say it right, I been working these nights and days Boxed in a fighting cage, but something is right away, by the way Im wide awake, at 5 the AM Im insane, so gone and tie me to a train, drop the entire crane on me Or just get out my way, this is my time of day, adjust your watches My goodness Im nautious just thinking bout it, huh Chorus: Im the kinda gentlemen, who's popping ritalin, so he can drop the simplest verse But his mind begins to drift off the cliff behind the curtains Behind the drapes he gets kind of nervous, align these words, in order Im the kinda gentlemen, whos lies to women when, he dont wanna hurt they feelings And get a nervous itch, I begin to twitch Trynna word it in a way, that would fit how I feel but I can't and my pride feels like venom in me I been hearing these hard hitting critics, they can't grab on to songs when they listen Pardon me Im the one who is different, pillaging, point a gun to the village So pardon me if you can't understand it, been reprimanded abandoned and stranded They took a glance and said damn you an antic Well on that island I was banished to I branded me a language So pardon me cuz sometimes I might go off in a tangent Ill sign over cosign all these reckless bandits Hand me, a drink something to eat, some ink and let me, think So please let me be, just me That phrase is deeper than you think it is, just freaking listen I got a problem, with these women boosting they vagina, for a dollar I could holler, but girl I am not ya father Dont call me daddy, get at me, and let me hit and bust And when we done, ask me for a favor I ain't with it trick Let me just paint a more vivid picture, of who I am Im paid in business, paved in prison, stained and glistening, made in the image of Christ you ashamed to mention But let me finish this with the greatest saying let me be who I am Im amazing at being different