Here's a story about Wicked Will -- he bought himself a brand new automobile. He was hopin' he could get a feel in the backseat with some girl. Here's a story about easy Sue -- she didn't have nothin' better to do. She met Wicked Will late one night in a bar, so as the story goes. Wicked Will took off her clothes; she said, "Now don't get me wrong, Will, "I think you're a heck of a man, but don't you ever wear my clothes again."