Daniel Ingram - May the Best Pet Win lyrics

[Fluttershy] Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight It's abundantly clear That somewhere out here Is the pet that will suit you just right [Rainbow Dash] I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules It's of utmost importance The pet that I get Is something that's awesome and cool Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it! I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see [Rainbow Dash] I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me [Fluttershy] Sure! How 'bout a bunny? They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be [Rainbow Dash] Cutesy? Wootsie? Have you even met me? [Fluttershy] Rainbow, have faith You see, I will bet you Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you Fluttershy: Come on, the sky's the limit! Rainbow Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you! Rainbow Dash: Pa** [Fluttershy] I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide There are otters and seals With ma**ive appeal Rainbow Dash: Otters and seals do not fly Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water! [seal barks] Rainbow Dash: That's it. I'm outta here [Fluttershy] Wait! There must be a pet here That will fit the ticket How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket? Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler Fluttershy: Bigger, cooler. Right I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely! Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel! Rainbow Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying... Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it I need a pet to keep up with me Something awesome, something flying With coolness that defies gravity! Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly Rainbow Dash: Ya think? [Fluttershy] I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch bu*terfly Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler [Fluttershy] I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that There are falcons and eagles They are both quite regal Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat? Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking! But instead of just one standout, now that's too many So many choices, and such riches aplenty Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me [Rainbow Dash] The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too Do you have something in a yellow striped bat? Fluttershy: No I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you [Rainbow Dash] What to do, what to do? [gasp] A prize! That's it! There's really just one way To find out which animal's best Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts That will put each pet to the test [Fluttershy] Don't forget style, that should be considered [Rainbow Dash] Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter [Fluttershy] The one who is awesome as cool [Rainbow Dash] Just like me Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best [Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash] So a contest we will see [Rainbow Dash] Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet [Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash] In the world for me! [Fluttershy] May the games [Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash] Begin! Rainbow Dash: And may the best pet win!