Daniel Handler - Main Title Theme (The Wide Window) lyrics

[Chorus 1] Look away, look away Look away, look away This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day Every single episode Is nothing but dismay So look away Look away look away [Verse] The Baudelaires' new guardian Is wracked with fear and panic They end up on a boat that Might as well be the Titanic We polled a bunch of adults 99% agree There must be something happier Onscreen for you to see [Chorus 2] Just look away, look away There's nothing but horror And inconvenience on the way Ask any stable person, “should I watch?” And they will say, “look away” Look away look away [Outro] Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away