Daniel Handler - It's The Count lyrics

[Intro: Count Olaf (Neil Patrick Harris)] I feel good And a one, and a two, and a (doo-du-doo-du-doo) [Chorus: Count Olaf's Troupe] It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count [Count Olaf] Who else has such robust good looks in such a large amount? I'm handsome and I'm talented, and I love your bank account [Count Olaf's Troupe] It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count [Verse: Count Olaf] The C is for courageous, just another word for brave [All] O! [Count Olaf] Oh my god, what a very handsome knave [All] U! [Count Olaf] Unbelievable good looks and brains and heart [All] N! [Count Olaf] Is for the knowledge cause I'm very very smart [All] T! [Count Olaf] For the talent which is such a crucial factor When you're handsome and you're talented and the world's greatest actor [Chorus: Count Olaf's Troupe] It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count [Count Olaf] Who else has such robust good looks in such a large amount? I'm handsome, and I'm talented, and I love your bank account (gong noise) [All] It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count It's the count It's... the... count [Count Olaf] The count