Daniel Dinosaurio - Girls, Please Shave Your Mustache Off lyrics

I have a girl, she She She I I would never dis her, no I But it tickles when I kiss her, because she has a mustache It irritates my nose, and makes me sneeze and cough Girl, please shave your mustache off It Her facial hair grows in fuller than mine I want to tell her badly, without being mean She may take it sadly, and tell me to leave the scene She tells me I must shave everyday because she likes a smooth face Yet she has a If she uses a blade, she can be a beauty queen If she uses some wax her face would look clean I won But I swear that I will leave her if she grows a beard It irritates my nose, and makes me sneeze and cough Girl, please shave your mustache off Girl, please shave your mustache off