Dangers - My Wonder Years Never Got Cancelled lyrics

Just like I hate Fenders. Just like I can't stand the snow. Just like my hand-me-down truck that I miss so much, Even with no stereo. And just like f**ing with a condom on, Though I've got no f**ing disease. Like getting tested for a brand new girl Who just turns around and leaves. Like full-time school, a part time job, And a niece I never see. Like headwinds. Girls with boyfriends. No money for no TV. Just like that headstone with my name Engraved from a generation pa**ed. Like being twenty-three on Thursday. Like growing up too goddamn fast. Like a cell phone full of numbers But not one soul I want to call. Just like half-read books read by well-read eyes That pretend to have read them all. Like following a dream That cripples you with debt. Like laughing at a joke That hasn't caught up with you yet. Because I once new why in those Kris Kross days. Spin the bottle and she moves in mysterious ways. Like a stupor. A Winnie Cooper. But now nothing makes sense to me.