Mom and Dad don't send me checks anymore Sister tells them I spend it all on a who*e Mama I promise I won't buy d** anymore Daddy I swear I didn't tell Mama That I saw you downtown on the corner Talkin' up a storm with some friends of ours Sister why don't you shut up and go watch T.V. Damn it I'm feelin' broker than a bum Mom and Dad don't send me checks anymore