Dane Cook - Intro/Riot lyrics

We are going to have a relationship tonight. I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while. We're gonna make sweet, sweet comedy love with each other. And then suddenly without warning I'm not even gunna call you guys anymore. The last thing you will have heard me say was, "hey, i'll call you guys later" and I never call. But you hear from the grapevine, I'm dating a younger, s**ier crowd. And then I'm really happy, but I'm not happy cuz I think about you guys. And about a year from now, I'm gonna call weeping in the middle of the night, "(sniff)you were the best crowd I ever had...(sniff) you really listened to me...and I didnt know the crowd I had til you despersed." Then we're gonna get together, were gonna hang out, and maybe we'll all like, ya know, run around town and smash windows and cause destruction. And I'll make jokes and one of you guys will turn and be like, "Haha, Dane your a riot!" and I'll go, "IM A RIOT? YOUR A fu*kING RIOT!" GET IT? Thats how things are gonna go down tonight!