Dane Cook - Turn on's slash turn off's lyrics

There's certain things in a person that turn you on They're called turn-on's. Teeth. I love a girl with nice teeth If you have a nice set of teeth, that's a turn-on for me If you open your lips and it's like "fchank fchank fchank" If it's like a b**by trap - I don't like when you open your mouth and it's like a battle of epic Proportions goin' on and your teeth are all screamin' at each other "I'm a molar, wisdom tooth, get the f** out of my gums!" "Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside, past the lips I enjoy a nice sea brezze from time to time." "Ahh! I'm the crazy yellow tooth that looks like corn! Don't brush me! Don't brush me! I have an imagine to uphold Don't brush me, I'm yellow. I'm a yellow fang." Turn-on's. Then there's something called turn-off's and those are things That turn you off If you were a droid, "uhnneww", you'd be turned off Like right off the bat, number one thing I don't like: I don't like a stinky p**y. It's a turn-off I don't appreciate that Ladies, I'm sure you don't like a funky sack But then again, that'd be a great couple "You have a stinky p**y!" "Smell my sack!" "Ugh!" "Huh?" Turn-on's slash turn-off's - that's what we're talking about right now