Dane Cook - Itchy a**hole lyrics

The other day, I don't know if you've ever gotten this, it was about 2:30 In the afternoon. I got the itchy-est a**hole I've ever gotten on record And I keep a record of my itchy a**holes. May 14, 1985, I had a very itchy a**hole. This one ousted it, GET OUTA HERE!...old itchy a**hole. Oh it's the Worst isn't it? Agh you just feel..usually your at work or some place that you Can't focus on it. You gotta do some other activities, right. The entire day You try to bounce around. Try to shake it out