Dane Cook - I'll Never Be You (explicit) lyrics

You are the one everyone wants to be I am the one they say, "I'm glad that's not me." When I go to sleep, I dream about you When you go to sleep, I bet you dream about you, too Your life is filled with good times and cool clothes My life stands still, just watching where your life goes God please, let me live in your world for one week This life all yours, and it's a tease for those like me... And it's a tease for those like me... Sometimes I picture myself beating you up I see myself slamming your head off the ground And you beg and you plead and you cry constantly I'll make you say that I'm the best and make you say you wish you were me And then, in your mind, I see me f**ing your girl Your cool car is now mine and so is your popular world All your friends, they love me, and love that I HATE YOU I'm like superhero, God that a** motherf**er red, white and blue You don't know me, but I know you It's a reel of hate thing; I love to hate you I get so frustrated...but tell me, just what can I do? I'll never be you (So true) [x4] I'll never be you I'll never be you No, I'll never be you I'll never be you I'll never be you No, I'll never be you I'll never be Never be Y-O-U I wanna neva be… I will never neva be... You you you you you… I wanna be [x4] I want to be you But alas, this song past, my daydream fades to black Boring me, hopelessly, wishing that you'd be attacked And raped by demented monkeys with huge co*ks And painted green like a jellybean Made a trampoline and a toxic swamp You're so smug, and so fake with your laugh and your click I want to be you so bad it makes me so f**ing sick But you s**, and you stink, and you're soulless and mean I wanna be in your fake, smug world We can hang out down at the Coffee Bean We can hang out down at the Coffee Bean You and me hanging down at the Coffee Bean I will never be Never, never be I know I'll never No, I'll never I know No I'll never be you and that f**ing pisses me off I hate you, I hate you but I really, really want to be you f**!