Dane Cook - Fuk And The Finga lyrics

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Dane Cook - Fuk And The Finga lyrics

I've been swearing a lot lately Ever go through those modes where you just can't help but swear All the time? f** is like the best word ever. It really is It's perfect. It's just fu*k I's cuz it's got the ffff and the uh and the CA!... Fu-ca! When somebody finally says Hey f** you!, there's nothing better I just look at them and I go yeah. Yeah that's right f** me Good use of f** right there You really gotta emphasize the fff too, right Say f**, fu*k. You can't- you gotta hit the F. You can't go f -UCK Doesn't have the same who-uh-kuk. Can't just hit the K. UCK. No This guy, now we got in this little beef, we got in this little fight, right And he yelled f** you. And there's nothing about- once somebody Hits you with f** you. That's it. There's nothing better There's nothing about- you can't come back with... Oh? f** me? Yeah uh Gaylord! No, doesn't have the same- The he gave me the finger, this dude gave me the finger He gave me the best finger I've ever seen You know, sometimes people give you the finger and it's s**s They're like *fart* Trick or treat! And you just laugh cuz they don't- no form or anything It's just this stump, this little pig... pig hoof. Wee Yeah that's a good one. This dude he f**in was like *BOOM* He f**ing- it was huge! He had like 8 knuckles man It was like a rocket, it went *SHOOO* It exploded in the sky and a thousand tiny fingers rained down on me