Dandruff Dicky - Bending Spoons lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, I guess I basically fancy myself as a storyteller And write and, you know, about, about the things I see around me [Verse 1] Sitting on the tram dirt broke like a motherf**er Paranoid that the lady next to me's undercover Done a runner just the other week from the tram cops I'm not running anymore more, bruv, I got knees like my grand pops Back in the day I had a little hops Then I got old and my shot got cold when that whiskey got Cool, that was round the time I cooled off too I went from ‘you know who' into a ‘who are you?' Well I'm a lazy-a**, slash, motivated as f** Creative, that couldn't give a nut what he's labelled as Take me as just a disobedient maniac The media paint me as on TV to make the ads Sell if you like or you could take a tab And then realise you're just a naked animal Like I am too just another ape in drag 80s smack baby that crazy cat lady had h*mosapien, that lady that Made ‘Bag Lady' fan, playing gap band Loud like you play The Clash, till I make the neighbours mad Making tracks 'till the day I lay in ash, save all that Making wack sh** for Baby Bash I don't need to chase the cash in no rat race, f** the latest fad Don't rock roshes, never rated Breaking Bad I just want a good paper back when I take a crap I'm okay with that, I get paid to rap And I never made it but at least I'm not making ads So I ride that damn tram like a trans am Feeling like a billionaire on band camp, bam bam Bigelow, I spit that goku sh**, their piccolo Pick a flow to kick and go with it with no video And if it don't do it for you I give a f** it isn't no Audition so if you don't wanna listen then don't listen bro But any who, twenty-two brews down Now I'm ready to get into some new style In a henny mood but remmy's cool, whatever dude Get me any booze, anybody got any loot? 10 to 2 Is it ever too late to get a new attitude on life? Or am I already screwed? Spent a few too many afternoons in my room Stressing bout, impending doom, bending spoons Time to end the bull and do something commendable Spent too much time pretending to, John Lennon knew I'm going to bed, wake me up when the rent is due Matter fact, wake me up at the end of june Then I'll do the dishes, you b**hes Taking pictures of yourselves blowing kisses What the f** is this? [Sample] An idiotic conversation; two guys talking Nothing What does that mean? The show is about - nothing But even nothing is something [Verse 2] When I got nowhere to go I just pick a flow and roll with it Stoned and just got off the boat and I'm stoked with it Spending time penning rhymes getting by only cause I don't give f** bout being broke it makes no difference To me whatsoever if I'm hungry then I'll go get it Steal a couple loafs still I'm happy when there's no dinner Got a couple things going on so the dope dealings Left up to the bros selling blow cause the hoes sniff it No critics saying sh** I don't already no Bitter old b**hes open your mouth and put my whole dick in No gimmicks only cause I ain't bout the hoe sh** and Even if nobody notice that you don't know sh** I see it cause it's openly obvious, you don't really know how to make a Nah got no time to focus on dumb sh** Cause I'm too busy working on my own sh** My old sh** is old better get somewhere to go quick Cause only the prolific make it to the podium And I'm trying to get to where the bro is and No distance is enough to make a difference When I get to going this is just another moment to hold better roll with it