Dando Shaft - Whispering Ned lyrics

Whispering Ned was a separate man with a natural head and a natural tan You could tell from his eyes that he never told lies There were no flies on Whispering Ned Now Whispering Ned had a magical bed where his head freaked out at night You could see him rise high above the skies and down the wind went Whispering Ned He could fly through the breeze high above the trees At the turn of his mind he could travel where he please And he'd sail on air floating everywhere where, there were no flies on Whispering Ned Now he lived in a land where heads were band Though the land was grand the people were grey and they worked all day in a diligent way trying to keep their heads and Whispering Neds Now Ned took charge of a very large lump which he dumped in the sump of the local water pump And they all got ga**ed and sussed were the pissed but the last one was lost was Whispering Ned Now Whispering Ned was a natural head and he liked a joke and he often had a smoke But he never got sussed and he never got bust There were no flies on Whispering Ned