Dan Woodvine - All Under One Roof lyrics

If you want to add a little colour Give your home that little spruce You'll be amazed at what we cover All under one roof If you want to decorate Give your décor that little boost Your collection can proliferate From all under one roof The very best of fine bone china I tell you there's no finer You'll be quite the elegant diner Finest sets of crockery You'll never be a mockery When people come for afternoon tea Always something for you around You know it's the truth Come on in it'll be found All under one roof A set of old coin coppers A set of bottle stoppers Or CDs of great chart toppers Pottery painted with trees and hills Ornaments for all window sills Or could act as boxes for your pills If you drink tea the old fashioned way Or you can have saucers as display Or can be used also as an ashtray Porcelain girls as figurines Paper weights that brightly gleam Jewellery that would be fit for a queen Need something to make amends Or a present for a friend Your money will be well spent All under this one roof Decorate with an etched drawing Or a barometer for a weather warning Or a covering for wooden flooring For sherry you could use a decanter Rack for magazines about banter A pot to use with soil as a planter Need to brighten up the room? Add some flowers and watch them bloom Pass through the family As an heirloom May I not forget to mention My newly opened section? Where you can buy garments for night A dressing gown like kimono You'll feel like you are on show Available in colour or in white If you're quite the collector Come and get your proof No need for a metal detector It's all under this one roof You'll find it all .. under..one.. roof