Dan Tinkler - Ha**elhoff Cheeseburger lyrics

Grapple down the scaffolding like Ha**elhoff dismantling The greasy mantle pieces and the cheesiest diseases… Mangling a cheeseburger while rolling in your feces I'm a hairy, old Khaleesi, draggin' a**, draggin' on Overacting after all the audience is gone And repeating I used to catch that beating in the station wagon seating When my old man got that feeling I got in some trouble, trouble wrapped up in a baggie I'll get you high and nekkid if you let me have your aggie Humpin up the Himalayas, saying someone's sh**ty prayers Crime is closing in, this time the grime is piling up in layers All these players are just kids. I wonder where the grown-ups is Flapping lips, shiny scalps, jealous looks at ugly whelps And I'm shrinking. my self control is smitten Stinkin as I care less and less about the ending Baby, I just wanted to be lazy I only became a man because this ugly body made me Now I'm feeling faded and I'm fading It's degrading And I hate it