Dan The Automator - Love Story lyrics

[Intro] Yo yo yo, check this out man 1 for you, 2 for me 3 for you, 15 for me 20 for you... now check it out [Verse 1] Yo I just won 10 grand in the Galactic Rhyme Federation championship, so I'm laughin' a bit I feel like returnin' to Earth and burnin' some herb I'm sick of lookin' at the inside of space stations Time for Deltron to take a vacation My expertise in aviation got us to our destination (where?) The East Bay My living quarters is completely froze solid I thaw it out with a heat ray Now I'm chillin' in a sauna, pulsating jet streams Peeping out in virtual reality my wet dreams Perusing my 21st century cla**ic comics, the fun is astronomic (ha ha ha) I figured since I'm here I'll renew my galactic pa**port So I'm not persecuted by no galactic a**holes Schemers on the ave (yeah) With their holographic hat-tricks Using magnetism to pick-pocket citizens Tourists walk around with memory apprehension gla**es They attempt to capture The past tense Virtual junkies, burnt out and lost War veterans still trapped in the Holocaust Yes I know all the answers Living in my true love's arms [Verse 2] I'm sittin' on the porch readin' Cosmopolitan Peepin' all these dumb hoes with enhanced collagen I'm calling in sick today Big mistake This resulted in a final pay check and pink slip to take Replaced by my successor cause I missed my place Knowin' that the Rhyme Federation will miss my face (f** y'all) Referred to as a big disgrace Now I'm free-lance with more risks to take Now a rhymin' merc, finding certified androids Hit a convention, signin' autographs for fan-boys They admire My enhanced stanzas And how I dodge man-hunts And security cameras Avoided apprehension in subatomic dimensions And even more impressive 'cause of what we live in A self contained environment, I suggest I'm just a minor threat I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standing by her desk Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step So I deployed one of my androids with dialect Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated Asked for her name, and was she married? "No, we're separated" *Booty* Baby... baby you're looking real fine... Your behind, you got 3 booty cheeks... That's kind of unique for... for on this planet What say me and you hit the hot spot over at your house? I got a few sandwiches that need to be eaten Yo it's cool though, you got one eye ? trippin' though Listen you, me and you, we goin' places; we gon' far, go all the way to Mars Venus... we'll go to Venus if you want to Venus, Paris? Yes, I know all the answers Living in my true love's arms (2x)