Dan The Automator - Clint Eastwood (Live at THE FADER FORT) lyrics

[Damon] This is the first time ever, [that] this song has been performed in it's purest form. I'm.. very happy to invite onto the stage: Dan the Automator and Del the Funky h*mosapien [Del] Yo, what's happenin'! Glad to be here, ya know [Damon] We've never ever ever performed this song together. We may never perform it again [Del] So get ready! [Damon] Yeah, get ready I just want to, uh, introduce it [melodica sounds] What was that? [melodica sounds] Come on! [melodica sounds] [START OF "CLINT EASTWOOD"] [Damon] Oh oh oh oh! Let's go! I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless but not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless but not for long The future is coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on [Del] Yo, finally someone let me out of my cage Now, listen up closely cause this song has no age Now I couldn't be there Now you should be aware Yo, I'm good at repairs And I'm under each snare Intangible Bet you didn't think so [incomprehensible] I command you to Panoramic view See I make it all manageable Pick and choose Different crews All you chicks and dudes [incomprehensible] dudes Do you think is really dissin' you? Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube Like you lit the fuse You think it's fictional? Mystical? Maybe [incomprehensible] 'ppears who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy Righteous [incomprehensible] what life is [incomprehensible] [incomprehensible] because I [incomprehensible] you on the high step You like it? Gun smokin' [incomprehensible] with one toke You're psychic among those Possess you with one go [Damon] I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless but not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless but not for long The future is coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on [Del] Yo, The essence the basics [incomprehensible] this Allow me to make it Child-like in nature [incomprehensible] They have it or they don't there's a fantasy I'm in 'em Every sprouting tree Every child of peace Every cloud and sea You see with your eyes I see destruction and demise Corruption in disguise From this f**in' enterprise Now I'm s**ed into they lies Through Russel, [incomprehensible] but [incomprehensible] he provides With me as a guide You can see me now cause you don't see with your eye You perceive with your mind That's the inner So I'mma get down with Russ and [incomprehensible] a member [incomprehensible] f**in' rhymes so motherf**ers remember where the thought is I put all this So you can use your vision when law is lawless [incomprehensible], sensations that you thought was dead Just chill out, remember that it's all in your head [Damon] I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless but not for long The future is coming- Snoop Doooooogg! [Snoop] Yeah! What up, n***a? [Damon] ...ess but not for long The future is (Yeah!) coming on It's com... [Snoop] I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play I cut so much you thought I was a DJ Two, every-every, one, yep, three! I'm S-N double O-P, D-O double G I can't fake it, just break it, see when I take it See I specialize in making all the girls get naked So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside We got a world premiere right here, now get live! Now don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo [Damon] I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless (ay!) but not for long The future (Sing this sh**!) is coming on I ain't fappy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless (WHAT?) but not for long My future (WHAT?) is- One more time! I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine (Where it at?) in a bag I'm useless (WHAT?) but not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine (SING IT!) in a ba- [points mic towards audience. Audience sings rest of verse. not hearable in the youtube video due to the audio coming straight from the soundboard.] [Damon] Thank you very much, [???]! Enjoy the rest of your evening! Goodnight! Thank you, Del! Thank you, Dan! Thank you, Snoop! Thank you, De la Soul! The heavy seas! The choir! Goodnight! [Snoop] ...comin' on... [Damon] Goodnight! [END OF "CLINT EASTWOOD.]