Dan Squire - The Spud Life Chose Me lyrics

I don't give a f** about potatoes. I eat potatoes on the daily I buy them from plantations like I'm in potato slavery I k** them left and right, I don't care about their feelings Chop them into pieces and I throw away the peelings So watch out Mr Potato Head, I'm coming for you I'll mash your whole family, and eat them with my stew When I go to Berlin for a visit to my German cousin We round up all the potatoes and we bake them in a gas oven They think they're hard cos they grow underground, a root vegetable? I've seen better growths looking at my own test... looking at my own test results