Dan Mitchell - Super Mario 3 Masturbation / Masturbatory Madness "a grand day out" lyrics

Driving and I'm speeding and I'm vigorously masturbating, swerving and I'm screaming and I violently cum. (I cum!) Driving and I'm speeding and I'm vigorously masturbating. Cum on the wheel and then I cum on the dash and then I cum on the floor and then I'm done. (Then I'm done.) Then I sh** on the seats, slash open the tires, break all the gla**... then forget where I am. Take off the plates, bust out the lights, jump on the roof. And then I break into your house at night and walk into your kitchen and I'm cooking and I'm cleaning and I'm vigorously masturbating. Washing and I'm drying and I violently cum. (I cum!) Stirring and I'm frying and I'm vigorously masturbating. Cum in the pot and then I cum in a pan then I cum in a gla** and then I'm done. (Then I'm done.) Then I smash all your plates, bend all your forks, turn on your stove. Then I light a small fire. Go in your fridge, eat all your food, barf it back up. And then I go into your room while you are sleeping and turn on your lights and jumping and I'm shouting and I'm vigorously masturbating. Kicking and I'm flailing and I violently cum. (I cum!) Punching and I'm kicking and I'm furiously masturbating. Cum on your dog, knock your lamp on the ground, then I steal all your cash and then I'm gone. (Then I'm gone....)