Dan Hicks - I Don't Want Love lyrics

"Hey, that's pretty cool Why don'tcha turn that up?" Some folks say when you fall in love You lose your appetite If love makes you feel that way Listen to what I say, dear If love makes you give up steak and potatoes (That's what you eat?) Rice, corn, chitlins, and tomatoes If love makes you give up all those things I don't want love If love makes you give up ham and greens Chicken pot pie and lima beans If love makes you give up all them things (Don't want it) I don't want love Ooo... Well, I am here to say to you that I love my bread and my meat Take a look at me and it's plain to see That I'm a man That loves to eat So, if love makes you give up steak and tomatoes Eggs over easy and hashbrown potatoes If love makes you give up stuff like that (Oh no) Heh, I don't want love No, no, no, no, no, no, no If love makes you give up corn-dogs and mustard Cracker Jacks, tootie fruity custard If love makes you give up onion rings I don't want love (Don't want it) If love makes you give up pizza night Garlic mashed potatoes, then it's outta sight If love makes you give up all those things No no, not me Well, my baby's awful skinny And she don't like meat And she can't stand breakfast in bed And as for me, well, where's my seat? 'Cause it's time that I was fed So if love makes you give up saute and pate And foie gras And stuff you have to flambé If love makes you give up buffalo wings I don't want love No, no Not me No sir No siree I, I, I, I, I don't want love Pa** the sausage!