Dan-e-o - Deadly lyrics

[Chorus] Deadly! Whenever he flowin', body counts are growin' Please stay away cuz you know the n***a's deadly! Got your body burnin', there's nowhere to turn when He's on the mic, cuz you know the n***a's deadly! Have you ever heard of, major ma** murder? That's what he does, lyrically the n***a's deadly! Cuz he has no equal, run go tell your people Protect yourself! Raps we load in tracks, pack kilos of wax Whack weak bros with that, gats reload with phat Flows tighter than your Speedos, harder than some steel toes And nastier than dudes using dil*os Everyday my sk** grows to give ya heart attacks Even party raps corner cats in my slaughter shack Flow nicer than whatever your local bar may got on tap More times than "more times" is mentioned in Kardi's track Now the cards are stacked, if you wanna fuss, it's on! Me not rhyming's like eliminating lust from p**n I bust with scorn to crush your whole's junction's form You're more p**y than Cheech Marin in "From Dusk Till Dawn" If you're a black p**y, white p**y, Indian p**y I swear on mics a nagging sumo wrestler couldn't push me I'm colder than the rudest skeef you know who is stush be Rip off your tushie and pa** it to you like it's a dutchie Nobody can touch me, international or local You're a yokel, I'd win a battle with my back up vocals Snap you in a chokehold, slap you like I'm Stone Cold Your spot is an impatient telemarketer, it won't hold! Yo, the only shot you got is with a Smith & Wesson If I never rid your presence then consider this a blessing With more bangers than the world's most dangerous intersection I got my album sounding like a greatest hits collection Yo I'm deadly! [Chorus] I disconnect you guys' disrespect With wise intellect, devise crisp ca**ettes So why's sisters wet if my music ain't fascinating? Yo, you're going nowhere like you had the wackest travel agent With no exaggeration, I'm somewhat an oracle Historical facts are indicating your future's horrible Solidified my spot while your rap career is portable See I've been paying dues that you could never find affordable You see because what Dan does is simply scandalous Iller than what drivers of a Los Angeles ambulance is handed with When gangstas is making advances for more social damages Wonder like bread for sandwiches why you can't rap with bandages? It's because I've brandished this: the awesomest sound So phat, that any minute I'll be bawlin' from gout This here's the illest verse to ever fall from a mouth Umpires attracted to me won't dare calling me out I'm warning you now, I have no problem beatin' you herbs You deserve to be embarra**ed just for speaking your slurs You geeks and you nerds think dissing me cuts deep and hurts? I hope you like the taste of sh**, cuz you'll be eating your words! Bwoy, I don't business, a deviant be shown no leniency If he nuh see, I'm hip-hop's Braille, the world's feeling me! Believe me please, when it comes to k**ers, here's my motto: Consider the mighty Mono the Sopranos of Toronto! I'm deadly! [Chorus]