[Verse 1] Uninvited September is getting really near But I'm not gonna let it in this year The leaves they will remain, and the heat will do the same No school for kids, at home they'll stay [Chorus] Stay away September You aren't welcome in my city Why don't you ride a rocket to the sun, and no I won't come Stay away September, chill out with October Could you tell November that he and December aren't welcome until I say? [Verse 2] Where's Mr. Magical Weather Man when I want him? He could wave his wand and freeze this forecast now Instead I've gotta play the enemy And greet this month less than friendly Holding up a sign saying turn around [Chorus] Stay away September You aren't welcome in my city Why don't you ride a rocket to the sun, and no I won't come Stay away September, chill out with October Could you tell November that he and December aren't welcome until I say? [Bridge] I slept with my window cracked last night And woke up tight in my own hold I felt my face and such enough it was unusually cold How could I've possibly avoided such a thing? I put my fists in the air, protesting all the changes that this month would surely bring [Outro] Uninvited September is getting really near But I'm not gonna let it in