Dan Bull - Toys lyrics

I knew I was a fully grown man, a true bloke The moment I moved over to Lego from Duplo I was beautifully naive; a little Rousseau I didn't follow instructions, to this day I rarely do so It's true, bro, back then I never had a Cluedo That I was musical; I didn't do sports, I was too slow There was no sudoku, I did lots of crosswords Wordsearches, Where's Wally and dot to dots No aerial in the TV, so there wasn't a lot to watch My parents played with me, in a way to please Doctor Spock To my mom and my dad I'm honoured to have, I want to just thank you With your support I'm rolling on top of the track like Thomas The Tank do Man I love my toys From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games Man I love my toys If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same Before I could pour liquor, or buy cigarettes in a shop I had football stickers in a nice little deck that I swapped Collecting the Pogs, and I had loads of Tazos No notion it was only a pa**ing fad though Nothing could distract me from the task in hand Racking all my little cars up into one ma**ive traffic jam I wasn't a ma**ive fan of Action Man, that lacked the tactics Dan was After, tasks with grand strategy and a battle plan See the scene, a sea of green plastic army men Ama**ed on a carpet desert, the three piece suite was sweeping scenery No need to make a Tracy Island, I had one in the first place And that was F.A.B. A f**ing awesome birthday! Man I love my toys From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games Man I love my toys If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same I'm in a stupid mood, the rudest dude My language is that colourful, I twist it like a Rubik's cube I made a bandana from my dad's tie I think was purple Can't recall the name of that specific Ninja Turtle Me, I'm on that line of Brio kinda steelo I roll it out then bring it sliding right back just like a Whee-lo I write these raps to open up your mind like Mighty Max Stacking rhymes like Jenga bricks until you hear a mighty crash Flows crush you like the Stay Puft from Ghostbusters As I transform a simple sentence into one of those punches Some kids had a Happy Meal for most lunches Let's just say they won't be in Olympic host countries Man I love my toys From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games Man I love my toys If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same I had a Golliwog, to which I was a bit hostile The way I played could make behaviourists watchful Maybe I'm racist - don't what I got so pissed off for Regarding races, racing cars, I had a big boxful I used to burn them over candles with Chris Cottrill And once I got a Lego cannonball stuck in my nostril I love cyber pets of either s**, my Tamagotchi Got treated, spoilt and overfed, he was hella podgy Felt godly, I was the one to whom AI would look up But I couldn't get my Furby to shut the f** up Kids, advertisers sell you sh** they cook up If you want a nostalgic trip, hit me up, I've got the hook up I've got He-Man and She-Ra, I've got Trolls They're called poseable action figurines, not dolls It's a shame that toys are frowned upon for adults cause there's Nothing much for us except the rubber stuff at Ann Summers Man I love my toys From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games Man I love my toys If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same Man I love my toys