Well Why are video games so bloody violent? Mindless? Man, it's time to rewind To a time where the action was colourful and innocent Moms and Dads didn't have to be diligent Didn't have to panic for the kids becoming militant Mario's back and it's brilliant! I'm a wholesome character that's suitable for children A real role model when I'm leaping off a building Come on kids, follow me, follow me! One, two three! Jump off and weeee! Dash through traffic shouting "Tally Ho!" Can you run down the road as fast as Mario? I'ma show you pipes, a variety of types Hash pipes, crack pipes, pa** me a light I'm jacked up on mushrooms Listening to rush tunes Puff, puff, pa** me the carrot Motherf** you! f**, yeah Oh no, Mario! f**, yeah Oh no, Mario! f**ing listen Roll up to the club and I jump on a table Engage in R-Rated behaviour that's shameful f** the haters straight up mate You can jump on a turtle and make it painful I'm only saving Princess Peach To get a piece and pinch her peaches, preach! I'm gonna break that bum when I get her home But I've got the shakes, man, I'm coming off the methadone So I scoff another plate full of goombas Make her s** me off on a rug like a roomba Oorah! Rebel rabble rouser That'll yank down Bowsers trousers And I sell d**, plumbing is a front I'm addressing every woman as a c*nt Roughing up a punk When I'm puffing on a blunt Duppy motherf**ers then I stuff them in the trunk f** finishers in Mortal Kombat Oh no, Mario! Mario's already been there, done that Oh no, Mario! f** Carmageddon and f** Manhunt Oh no, Mario! Mario's worse, he's a goddamn c*nt Oh no, Mario! Spin my hat front to back then back to front I bet you can't do that, you c*nt I'm a little f**ing fat f**ing plumber f**ing taking on f**ing any f**ing comer I'm a Loose cannon on the loose With an appetite for animal abuse Don't like Jews I don't like you Don't like anybody, hang them from a noose Enacting atrocities Cruelty of all kinds Bloodbaths, ma**acres, slaughter and war crimes Napalming your jungle leaves While I'm shaking the junk in my dungarees But you won't get a crumb from me Because I'm from the streets of New Donk City Out the barrio And I'm heading for Hell It's a me, Mario Beheading infidels f** Saints Row, f** Grand Theft Auto Oh no, Mario! Mario's gonna come and cut your throat Oh no, Mario! f** Doom, f** Hatred Oh no, Mario! Mario's raping all that is sacred Oh no, Mario! "Nintendo, fun for all the family"