Dan Bull - Skyrim Accident Helpline lyrics

Are you a Skyrim resident? Had an accident that wasn't you're fault? Then call the Skyrim Accident Helpline now "I used to be an adventurer But I took an arrow to the knee" "I was right in a dungeon, with my companion When he carelessly stepped on a pressure plate And I was smashed in the face With a spiky metal grid I had to spend two weeks off work Recoverin' in the Temple of Kynareth" "I was in the middle of an epic battle With a frost dragon When I slipped on an icy patch it had made And grazed my shin" When restoration spells just aren't enough Skyrim Accident Helpline can help you Claim the compensation you deserve There's no Fus If you don't win You won't pay a single Septim So give us a shout on Lun-lo-mey-vo-ov-aus No lollygagging!