Never mind a Rolex, I got my Pip-Boy And I'm ready to make some Capital in the capital Look, ever since they dropped The atomic bomb You've been hold up in Vault 101 And since your momma's gone You focused on abilities Perception, endurance, intelligence, agility Your sk** in these categories is clear And apparently you'll be needed And since your daddy's disappeared Now you're a big boy Got your own Pip-Boy What you need to succeed Is a pistol to destroy Anyone who's dumb enough To look for trouble over here I've had it up to here With the f**in' Overseer k** him or go with stealth Don't let nobody see it Now you're overground and out And the coast is clear Here, a wild frontier Is what we see A post-apocalyptic Washington D.C. You should be headin' on whatever the direction If you're a clever one you'll be visitin' Megaton You'll meet the residents And the Sheriff Lucas Simms Now you can help him out or end up shootin' him This sort of drama can cause your karma to diminish But you do what you need to When you choose to win It's law of the Wasteland So all of you wastemans oughtta stay back And get a tool face abd when I pull out my strap and activate the V.A.T.S. There's no way that I'll let these twats escape the blast I'll blaze away but the way my Rants are raising fast A super mutant high on Psycho couldn't take my a**! I've never seen a blade of gra**, this place is sh** So I need to locate the Garden of Eden Creation Kit But before I do that, man It's time for action I have got to find the balance In between the rival fractions The battle's gettin' hyperactive Radioactive, Reilly's Rangers, Talons and the savage Raiders Packed in conflict with the Enclave Crushin' Us under the heel But I keep it bloody real With the Brotherhood of Steel We're heading for the war to end all wars Not to mention all the sentry bots Centaurs and d**hclaws You best pack a deadly force Or you'll end up gettin' in more If you think that just a stimpak is plenty for Level up, get better heavy weapons and perks 'Cause no matter hard you are there's an enemy worse Ladadadada It's the motherf**in' D.A.W.G. Three Dog! Ladadadada I'm on the radio in Fallout 3 You better make your way to Rivet City And speak to Doctor Li About Project Purity When you installed John Henry's FEV Or will you connect the GECK and set the people free?