Dan Bull - Fall Guys lyrics

[Intro] There will probably be some introductory vocals here Maybe even these placeholder ones We'll see how lazy I really am [Hook] Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys [Verse 1] Come one, come all, it's a horny, porny sight to see Five dozen buggers rubbing side-by-side excitedly Fall guys and gals and non-binaries All dressed so swell, all kinds of fineries About to be knocked out as bad as Bernie in the primaries 'Til we can finally decide and see who'll run this dynasty Is it a silly game or an allegory for society? A biting satire of capitalistic primacy? Or is it just a bit of sh*ts and giggles In which you can kick a little kid Off of a cliff and giggle spitefully? We can right this silly rivalry Here privately, non-violently But rioting done quietly's a kind of weird irony Dear diary, we'd like to live in harmony But harming each other's providing half of the economy This is a hell of a race, it isn't minor league Pissing in an elephant's face, tinkle those ivories [Hook] Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys It's a messy battle, mixed with a lucky raffle Imagine Human: Fall Flat inside Takeshi's Castle Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite Now you've thought a thought, thought of Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys [Verse 2] Never let the competitors get the better of us, nah Forever trekking 'til we get to the top It's a long way down and it's a one way drop Only when we hit the ground are we gonna say stop It's a family-friendly knockout, don't rock out with your co*k out And Kanye West has certainly come on since College Dropout But people crowd around to see the wildest foul sh*t Like Thatcher selling off council housing And now you're down for the count without a doubt So tell us how that sh*t felt when you failed and fell This isn't clowning 'round, there is a crown to be held And I can tell you now without fail that pound for pound I'm bound to proudly prevail so bow down And bounce or I'll huff and puff, and pound your house down But this fairytale won't be very fair Without giving my furry fella, Oliver Age 24, a shout out [Hook] Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys It's a messy battle, mixed with a lucky raffle Imagine Human: Fall Flat inside Takeshi's Castle Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite Now you've thought a thought, thought of Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys [Verse 3] After Fall Guys, we'll go to Five Guys And get some fried fries, yes, I said "fried fries" To keep the rhymes tight, need to bend the guidelines Now you see what trying to keep Regular content relevant online's like Jumping in the battle like a white knight I'm overreacting and charging at ya, call me "ion-stein" You've got to be this high to ride my D That's a polite euphemism to describe my penis Willy, b**by, poo, wee, bottom Cup these juicy plums and su*k 'em Hey, look, I asked Mediatonic for money In exchange for keeping this song clean And they declined so fu*k 'em [Bridge] fu*k 'em, fu*k 'em, fu*k 'em, fu*k 'em fu*kity, fu*kity fu*k, fu*kity fu*k, fu*k, fu*k 'em fu*k 'em, fu*k 'em, fu*k 'em, fu*k 'em fu*k! [Chorus] Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys It's a messy battle, mixed with a lucky raffle Imagine Human: Fall Flat inside Takeshi's Castle Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite Now you've thought a thought thought of Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys [Outro] Disclaimer Don't fu*k Mediatonic Legal reasons