Dan Bull - Dungeon Hunter 5 Rap lyrics

[Verse 1] It is a time without any hope Of murder and intrigue, dagger and cloak Savages roam through magic and smoke And various other high fantasy tropes There's a hero's job to be filled Send your CV along to the guild Perks include tons worth of loot But the drawbacks are you'll probably be k**ed No respite From the d**h knight He won't stop, even at red lights When it's way past his bedtime He'll keep at it til he meets that deadline The one where your d**h is a headline He's a wrecker of men's minds Dissolve their soul like an enzyme Please Prevent him from bringing the end times [Chorus] Jump in (jump in) To the dungeon (the dungeon) Hunting (hunting) For something (something) undead (undead) Fighting (fighting) Surviving (surviving) Striking terror in the hearts of my foes Til they die then I take what I find to my liking [Verse 2] I'm an isometric adventurer Raising your telephone's processor temperature Trekking the breadth and the length of Valenthia I'm not hiking for fun, I was sent here Raving, waving d**h incarnate Draped and garbed in a justicar arcplate Partake in the chase for pay Til I make more change than a busty barmaid Look at my loot and all my sk**s You're not allowed to join my guild Me and my pals were all quite thrilled When we saw you were just another fool I'd k**ed Hacking and slashing, you couldn't k** faster That's why it's me and not you that's guildmaster You're as easy to hack as the pa**word "pa**word" You daft ba*tard [Chorus] Jump in (jump in) To the dungeon (the dungeon) Hunting (hunting) For something (something) undead (undead) Fighting (fighting) Surviving (surviving) Striking terror in the hearts of my foes Til they die then I take what I find to my liking [Verse 3] You plebs are living in fear I'm living for legendary gear Can't wait for the set to appear I'm a trifle obsessed, is it weird? I'm a little bit OCD No PC games, no TV No distractions, no interruptions Nobody better be phoning me I'm in the zone, elite And knowing me I supposedly stole your seat So go and tell your homies please That I rode this beat Like a noble steed Throwing blows at your nose til your noses bleed I've got rows of runestones for teeth Saving the place from a plague And then making sure I'm going home for tea [Chorus] Jump in (jump in) To the dungeon (the dungeon) Hunting (hunting) For something (something) undead (undead) Fighting (fighting) Surviving (surviving) Striking terror in the hearts of my foes Til they die then I take what I find to my liking (x2)